Welcome to “Bats,” in which a plague of really brainy winged mammals tries to outsmart some exceptionally moronic humans. Guess who wins? Ah, well, what the hey? We’re not talking Oscar material, but ...

It's 5 a.m. and there's something on the headboard that doesn't belong there. It happens to everyone eventually. The curtain rustles when the window is certainly closed. Then a miniature hand -- ...